
- Beat ‘Em Up Action Flick
- Not A Deep Movie That Makes You Think
- Heavy Violence
- Some Coarse Language
- Die Hard: With A Vengeance
- Equilibrium
- Schwarzenegger Style Action
- Rumble in the Bronx
- Interesting Take On Physics
- Morgan Freeman
Mason Adds --
LOOKING FOR:
- Escapist Fantasy
- A movie to play drinking games with
WATCH OUT FOR:
- Extreme comic-book violence
- F carpet-bombing
- Some sexuality
DO NOT EXPECT:
- The Matrix
- A good movie
EXPECT:
- Starship Troopers
- The Running Man
WHY WATCH IT?
- Bullets hitting each other in slow-motion
- Angelina Jolie’s tattoos
- A sweet Dodge Viper
This is not a smart film. At all. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, in and of itself. I’m an occasional fan of classic 1980’s-style meathead action flicks. However, I’m hesitant to ascribe this film to that category, just because the aforementioned action flicks had a certain brawny innocence to them; a balls-to-the-wall savoir-faire that made them a lot of fun. I felt that this movie took itself way too seriously—making it impossible to enjoy its absurd premise and goofy action. In addition to that, it had altogether too much plot. The offensively dumb plot took up many tens of precious minutes, minutes that could have been better employed with delightful explosions and more of that sweet red Dodge Viper driving on the sides of buses.
IN SUM: I definitely agree with Eidem that this is definitely a no-brains action flick (unless you count the brains continually splattered all over the walls, ceilings, and occasionally the camera). However, I didn’t particularly enjoy it. I went into the movie wanting either a smart action thriller or a gleeful stuff-smashing, Mac-truck driving romp, and I didn’t feel like the movie delivered on either count. --MASON
1 comment:
Why would anyone want to diminish their mental capacity by watching such a movie? I can think of a lot better and less cringe-worthy ways to have a fun, mindless time. Throwing a rubber ball against a wall comes to mind, or shredding a piece of paper into smaller and yet smaller bits.
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